#CruzSexScandal FUNNIEST Tweets, Videos, and Memes

Posted by Jenny Marie Hatch on April 1, 2016 · 1 Comment

https://twitter.com/jennyhatch/status/730225711458308097

https://twitter.com/realbagdadbob/status/719638944116318213

#LyinTed likes cheese…no matter what time it is! #CruzSexScandal https://t.co/hNpIeKMs1t

— TimeToFight (@NvrSurrender101) April 19, 2016

#WisconsinPrimary #Wisconsin #wicheesetour This is who you want as Prez?. #CruzCrew #cruzsexscandal #dcmadam pic.twitter.com/uX5mxZggLQ

— ASN-AM4TRUMP (@PrimWijaya) April 6, 2016

DC Madam records sealed thx to Obama SCOTUS nominee. https://t.co/iRdJjr6EPj https://t.co/yR3yX0RWKe #cruzsexscandal pic.twitter.com/ErbzYdyf76

— Conservative Eagle (@ConservEagleUSA) April 9, 2016

https://twitter.com/rossr122/status/717449731752873984

https://twitter.com/bdean1468/status/717450130572480512

DEVELOPING: We Have the DC Madam’s Phone Records — Pages and Pages of Phone Records https://t.co/bhVk4PcJUM via @gatewaypundit

— The Gateway Pundit (@gatewaypundit) April 5, 2016

The Political streets are still talking. Why is the media not talking?
#CruzSexScandal https://t.co/Zk3RcVLVfn pic.twitter.com/hA6x33tWuN

— Diamond and Silk® (@DiamondandSilk) April 4, 2016

Radar Story LINK

https://twitter.com/cernovich/status/717078489568948224

https://twitter.com/trump_prez/status/717126880613306369

🤔Hmmm…lets see. What excuse will @tedcruz concoct for this? If his # is in that book: he's busTED. #cruzsexscandal https://t.co/piKm28D7f6

— T. Zerilli-Edelglass🇺🇸 (@TeresaEdelglass) April 4, 2016

https://twitter.com/mazinrealm/status/716474257530830848

https://twitter.com/christiec733/status/714980103168466944

@tedcruz @chucktodd @heidiscruz @MSNBC #CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/RPHBa9FMGF

— Trump Is A Genius (@TruthSerum411) April 14, 2016

https://twitter.com/lindasuhler/status/716042494669000705

https://twitter.com/thedrkangel1/status/716113837682860034

It's an easy question Ted.#CruzSexScandal👠 pic.twitter.com/qH5spfPtAz

— John Galt 🚂🇺🇸 (@JohnGGalt) March 30, 2016

https://twitter.com/polls_pundits/status/715231106061176834

https://twitter.com/teamtrumpnc/status/715265892125392900

16 self proclaimed conservative shrew pundits believe America cares what they think. 😂 #Trump2016 #CruzSexScandal https://t.co/6VoZs9g6XM

— 𝐂𝐂 (@ChatByCC) March 30, 2016

Cruz, just a few days after having the #CruzSexScandal is pulling out all the stops, trying to appear like "the women's choice" candidate..😂

— Ryan Ward 🇺🇸 (@ryanward87) March 31, 2016

https://twitter.com/amschultz71/status/715368701495681026

https://twitter.com/1cpscotty/status/715362790828077056

@attitudeforty5l
Uh oh! Can't wait to see email!#CruzSexScandal #BibleThumpinLadyHumpin
https://t.co/H8g09CfIiA pic.twitter.com/4y3Qj0zFvs

— Dani (@LivNow) March 31, 2016

KooKoo KooKoo KooKoo

Ted Cruz now has Carly Fiorina as his attack drone. https://t.co/6PLueETev4 pic.twitter.com/k8pYGiAQDr

— Oligarch Kabuki (@HouseCracka) March 29, 2016

https://twitter.com/lindasuhler/status/714678288761954305

Sundance at the Conservative Treehouse describes infidelity management. (Check, check, and check)

Harvey Leroy Atwater, or “Lee” as he was known, was an old-school republican political operative who was a master of the dark arts in political obfuscation, and denial.

What we are witnessing in this video, via the denials of Senator Ted Cruz, is straight from the Atwater school of political management.

When infidelities are discovered:

• Hide the spouse • Take her off the trail • Block contact • Delete Social Media • Present female spokesperson as intercepting agent for candidate • Keep interceptor with candidate at all times • Deny • Deny • Deny…. until denial is no longer a plausible option:

♦ The interceptor is to deflect attention away from the campaign. ♦ The Candidate must not answer direct questions. ♦ Reassert candidate’s humility perspective. This becomes paramount to give space if needed in phase two.

Phase Two – Interceptor drops out. When/if the candidate can no longer hide the infidelity, the reasons for prior obfuscation/denial was ‘embarrassment‘. Phase Two ends with re-entry of spouse to deliver the “we will heal / together” speech. Surround candidate’s optic with friends and family; or carefully host private one-on-one interview.

Atwater’s legacy continues….

Ted's life after the #cruzsexscandal broke. pic.twitter.com/MHNm0UZI5n

— 🔥🔥FIREBRAND🔥🔥 (@MS70Life) March 29, 2016

This is awesome!!!! https://t.co/8GW3uNWVK3 now redirects to bible verses about Adultery!! BAHAHA!!!!! #CruzSexScandal

— Teddi (@NoDaTeddi) March 29, 2016

https://twitter.com/benjiboyy/status/714674289417527296

https://twitter.com/bluethunder808/status/713928184022958081

That moment Ted swept Amanda off her tweet—gross.#CruzSexScandal👠 pic.twitter.com/1ui3hnlmyc

— John Galt 🚂🇺🇸 (@JohnGGalt) March 27, 2016

https://twitter.com/repstevensmith/status/714182161407090692

I wonder why @amandacarpenter has now deleted this tweet about cheese??? #CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/ZOxwkQrIvX

— Eric Spracklen🦆🐈 (@EricSpracklen) March 28, 2016

Anyone who wants to know who's Lollipop, Tune in to this week Table Talk, hosted by @DiamondandSilk on the Viewers View #CruzSexScandal

— Diamond and Silk® (@DiamondandSilk) March 29, 2016

https://twitter.com/cernovich/status/714625448613781504

https://twitter.com/obama_speech/status/714666583927439361

#cruzsexscandal #daddycruz pic.twitter.com/wx45TeHRfE

— DNN (@DeplorableNewsN) March 29, 2016

Why did Ted!'s PAC give $500k to Carly's PAC? #CruzSexScandal https://t.co/x3oH7KND2L https://t.co/Qq0o6zgAjr https://t.co/luF13EZDRW

— PZ ن (@ThePlanetZion) March 29, 2016

.@RickSanchezTV: #CruzSexScandal takes off as senator fails to forcefully deny allegations https://t.co/m4AqcUNch5

— Fox News Latino (@foxnewslatino) March 28, 2016

https://twitter.com/allaboutmoneyus/status/714664909385105408

My Facebook chat on this story is HERE!

https://twitter.com/jennyhatch/status/713794919333101570

https://twitter.com/megansarak/status/713371657461764096

https://twitter.com/maxphia32/status/713374159573803008

https://twitter.com/jennyhatch/status/713376933094948864

I can't wait for the "I have sinned against you, my Lord" speech from Ted #CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/ydlIkZFA5P

— truthbyDW (@truthbyDW) March 25, 2016

HOLY CRAP!!!
THANK YOU @AdrianaCohen16 for bringing up the #CruzSexScandal !!! No one else has had the guts this AM! pic.twitter.com/jXQKVa9vQD

— Ryan Ward 🇺🇸 (@ryanward87) March 25, 2016

Now Lyin' Ted is even lyin' about me. Not a single MSM outlet who hasn't been investigating #CruzSexScandal

— Roger Stone (@RogerJStoneJr) March 25, 2016

https://twitter.com/trump2016donald/status/713413406561275908

https://twitter.com/unspectateur/status/713232752493998081

The #CruzSexScandal just rained down a whole bunch of nope onto the GOP establishment. pic.twitter.com/gjtsvsNSHs

— 🌊 R Saddler (@Politics_PR) March 25, 2016

John Edwards says hi #CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/GNlAJuXqLe

— Икебана смыслов (@atticus_flinch) March 25, 2016

https://twitter.com/drewmill15/status/713343964540178433

https://twitter.com/jennyhatch/status/713344038548574209

#cruzsexscandal pic.twitter.com/b0oW4414EB

— DEMDAWG (@DemdawgUga) March 25, 2016

https://twitter.com/lunga_kubhka/status/713343501589749760

https://twitter.com/konette/status/713343151231016961

How is @glennbeck going to respond to #CruzSexScandal today? Hi five bro. 5 good lookin' ones. pic.twitter.com/XwbikPSpPx

— Scott Farm Company (@ScottFarmCo) March 25, 2016

https://twitter.com/nationalisthero/status/714678218914209792
CONDOMS???

Boys and girls, always make sure to remove anything that "looks like condoms" from your selfie shot. #CruzSexScandal https://t.co/lNqjxNgAVr

— Ames (@VivaLaAmes11) March 28, 2016

1984 was not an instruction manual? Try House of Cards! #CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/SEsA0UBgiM

— Carlos Gustavsson (@HonestInquiries) March 25, 2016

https://twitter.com/a_turing_test/status/713276254544273410

When @realDonaldTrump sees #CruzSexScandal trending on twitter this morning. pic.twitter.com/KkrAXe3g2u

— Internet Palace (@InternetPalace) March 25, 2016

Twitter goes bonkers — and chokes back nausea — over #CruzSexScandal rumors https://t.co/6iut51dzAW pic.twitter.com/fo1tcwvtop

— Raw Story (@RawStory) March 25, 2016

When #cruzsexscandal is trending but your phone is only at 3% pic.twitter.com/MQNhlPvo0i

— uospɹɐɥɔᴉɹ uᴉʌǝʞ 🇨🇦🇦🇬🏳️‍🌈 Limp Wristkit (@KORichardson) March 25, 2016

https://twitter.com/nodramahea/status/713340790223802369

https://twitter.com/christichat/status/713341365057425409

https://twitter.com/coffeegeeker/status/713341527083253760

me when I hear about the #CruzSexScandal #TedCruz pic.twitter.com/MYvBij66QV

— Jukebox Romeo (@FrayedBlueJeans) March 25, 2016

https://twitter.com/jennyhatch/status/707050108894838784

https://twitter.com/cruzsexscandal/status/713874026813239296

Geraldo Rivera: "The National Enquirer Is More Often Right Than They Are Wrong" #CruzSexScandal #LyinTed https://t.co/8CgDRFrxFw

— Nuclear-MAGA (@veganvecoh) March 26, 2016

Flashback: Amanda Carpenter arguing that it's fair game for NE to investigate John Edwards' scandal. #CruzSexScandal https://t.co/sdYebZpMOE

— PZ ن (@ThePlanetZion) March 26, 2016

Tattoo: "coincidence"
Jacket: "could be anyone's"
Were all Cruz-bots born yesterday? #CruzSexScandal #MAGA
Watch: https://t.co/FdRYAKAFYe

— Dani (@LivNow) March 26, 2016

The waxen mask that he calls a face was always on the verge of melting. Today it fell off! #PervyTed #CruzSexScandal https://t.co/1W8h0jmdLU

— PZ ن (@ThePlanetZion) March 25, 2016

https://twitter.com/neilturner_/status/713415365171089410

https://twitter.com/jennyhatch/status/713376933094948864

https://twitter.com/conservative_vw/status/713773259389440000

https://twitter.com/campaign_trump/status/713612371705475072

#cruzsexscandal #tedcruzscandal Best article ever written about him. There is something off there. https://t.co/wULpJOXoYe

— Stolen Delegates (@RiggedCleveland) April 19, 2016

Just for once could we have someone run for POTUS who has not been planning to be President of the USA since he was 17?

For the record I endorsed Trump here on my blog back in August of 2015.

I look forward to him assuming the role of POTUS in January of 2017.

Trump Supporter: "My reaction in Walmart to #CruzSexScandal National Enquirer" LOL😂😝 Pick up a copy of #TabloidTed https://t.co/9rw48mk9Tq

— Nuclear-MAGA (@veganvecoh) March 28, 2016

The ESTABLISHMENT is attacking US through Trump;
THIS where it stops.
Let's FINISH IT.
NOW.

✔️ VOTE #Trump2016 pic.twitter.com/DnZQkJeNMo

— Linda Suhler, PhD (@LindaSuhler) March 29, 2016

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