Natural Family Blog Archive 🌹 The First 20 Years

BREAKING: Lower court rules Trump administration must unkill ISIS leader.

— Jacob Hibbard (@hibbardj) October 27, 2019

After his death al-Baghdadi is met by Geo. Washington who beats the hell out of him. Then Thomas Jefferson does the same. And James Madison takes a turn. Tom Paine & a long line of others. Turns out, jihadi martyrs are actually met not by innocent women but by 72 Virginians

— Andrew Malcolm (@AHMalcolm) October 27, 2019

The U.S. accidentally air dropped a large shipment of military weapons and supplies right into the middle of ISIS as enemy laughs! Very sad!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 21, 2014

The Washington Post has officially become “The Onion” #WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/Nk3QXMpuIC

— Bragg (@Braggasnoruss) October 27, 2019

Ghengis Khan, renowned horseman and avid Mongolian campaigner, dies at 65.#WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/KgpFiaFuyi

— Daniel H. Heinke (@daniel_heinke) October 27, 2019

Devoted sister and lifelong Wiccan dies in violent rotating windstorm #WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/9ukhqU4hPM

— elizabeth (@NotronZil) October 27, 2019

Fidel Castro, aspiring baseball player turned to politics, strikes out at 90…#WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/JNxJ3A26V8

— Jose Cardenas (@JoseCardenasUSA) October 27, 2019

Brothers Uday and Qusay Hussein, wedding crashers and soccer enthusiasts, die in domestic mishap. #WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/rJCcA3aMlD

— Social Media Mob Control (@mob_control) October 27, 2019

#WaPoDeathNotices Idi Amin, British Army cook and founder of culture of militarism in Uganda, dead at 78 pic.twitter.com/pafeeiZL3w

— Laura Akers (@LauraAkers) October 27, 2019

For anyone who is wondering why#WaPoDeathNotices is trending… pic.twitter.com/UinW0jyxpM

— Andrew J (@AndrewJ404) October 27, 2019

Count Dracula, innovator in hematology, dead at 590#WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/4LgKaWnwNC

— Springtime Calvin (@MWBRI) October 27, 2019

Jeffery Epstein, Financier and renowned feminist, dead at 68. #WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/vrKl72C27K

— Phips Deus🇭🇹💻☁️ (@phips_deus) October 27, 2019

Hans Gruber, self styled “exceptional thief“ who parlayed a classical education to become acerbic critic of America’s foreign-policy and “bankrupt culture“ dies at 44 from injuries sustained in a fall. #WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/WcyRq1PVuh

— Eddie Love (@EddieLove44) October 27, 2019

Lord Vader, fearless leader who brought peace to the galaxy, dies at 45 #WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/gcmAac1pET

— Jake Ulrich (@Jake_Ulrich15) October 27, 2019

It was a good run, @washingtonpost. #WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/DsWOwmXA1K

— ForAmerica (@ForAmerica) October 27, 2019

Sauron, legendary ring-maker, scholar, and structural engineer, known for his persistence and keen eye for detail, passed away surrounded by friends. #WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/0xAF6wcmRW

— Richard Mountford-Webster 🎮 (@RichMountWeb) October 28, 2019

Sheev Palpatine, a tireless political reformer who led the Galactic Empire through a long period of war – and who survived an assassination attempt that left him severely disfigured – has died in a workplace accident, aged 62. #WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/ZJ1gOUBBZT

— John Paul Newman (@johnpaul_newman) October 28, 2019

Benito Mussolini, noted Italian politician, writer and train enthusiast, dead at 61 #WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/ATeI5yYf6B

— Kevin Collins. 🇮🇪🤝🇺🇦🇾🇪 (@KevinCollins797) October 28, 2019

Osama bin Laden, father of 23, killed in home invasion #WaPoDeathNotices

— Joe DeVito (@JoeDeVitoComedy) October 27, 2019

Trump: We're leaving Syria.
MSM/Dems: Boooooo
Trump: Nope, it's settled. We're leaving.
MSM/Dems: Trump hates Kurds.
Al-Baghdadi: Phew. Hey terrorist frens. It's safe!
Trump: J/K!
Special Forces: *BOOM*
Al-Baghdadi: *SPLAT*
Trump: We killed the ISIS guy.
MSM/Dems: A scholar ded.

— 8notables 🐸 (@8Notables) October 28, 2019