Natural Family Blog Archive 🌹 The First 20 Years

Dear mother,
I have been chosen to carry the colors. Remember me…#secondcivilwarletters pic.twitter.com/rYjiZe5bHV

— Bill (@BSimmon01) July 3, 2018

My side hurts from laughing reading #secondcivilwarletters – the Internet is truly magical sometimes.

— Marty Lang (@marty_lang) July 3, 2018

Dear Quartermistress:

Greetings from Ferguson! Send more bullets. Down to my last four.

Best,

Captain Quagmire#secondcivilwarletters pic.twitter.com/B5n9XkHrxJ

— RightWired (@_donaldson) July 3, 2018

DNC now says Socialism is "The Future of Our Party"
This is like watching a slow-motion car wreck.😂
Keep it up, Pinkos, and continue to watch people #WalkAway from the frenzied hysteria that you've created.😉#WalkAwayMovement #secondcivilwarletters #TuesdayThoughts pic.twitter.com/FOPGphF9hy

— ƘҽƖƖƘҽƖƖ™ (@TeamHudson11) July 3, 2018

#DearDiary
Today I shouted really mean things at the Trumpian army general. He didn’t respond, but I’m think I saw a single tear. We are winning. The losses have been massive, I haven’t been in front of a camera for almost 12 hours. We will persist!
#secondcivilwarletters pic.twitter.com/t708IjMu37

— The Failing NY Times (@FormerNewspaper) July 3, 2018

#secondcivilwarletters
My Darling Clara,
I write to you today along the Twittermattox timeline where the infirmary tents continue to fill without cessation, the woods ringing with the barking despairs hollowed-eyed souls driven to madness by butthurt and sick burns.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 3, 2018

Dearest Margaret,

We charged the Liberal encampment today and were met with a barrage of silverware from their cannon. Have yet to determine the meaning of this in the greater battle.

Your always,

Col. Redsu Nami#secondcivilwarletters

— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) July 3, 2018

Dearest Elaine,

Please forgive my extended absence. I have been anxiously engaged in efforts to take ownership of the progressive factions, who have come to battle ill-prepared and armed with predictable stratagem.

We will be victorious.

O #secondcivilwarletters

— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) July 3, 2018

Dearest Harriet,

It seems only yesterday that I donned my Pussy Hat and marched from Brooklyn bound for the siege of Mar A Lago.

Our situation is dire. We’ve been set upon by a band of NASCAR fanatics and are running low on organic, free trade coffee.#SecondCivilWarLetters

— Thomas F.X. Sullivan (@IrishHoodlum) July 3, 2018

Dear Dad,

Capuring enemy spies has proven to be rather easy. Caught one the other day who almost made it past our patrol. Aparently we "misgendered" the poor bastard and he wouldn't stop crying. The purple hair and nose rings make them easy to spot. #SecondCivilWarLetters https://t.co/hEI5WmLLVG

— WOB Chicken (@Woke_Chicken) July 3, 2018

Oh my darling Clementine –
This will be my last letter for some time, as the Intellectual DarkWeb battalion is going completely incommunicado until the current hostilities have concluded. We’re in both sides’ crosshairs; reason wears no uniform.
Yours – C.#secondcivilwarletters

— Show. Your. Work. (@ChadMPKirvan) July 3, 2018

With Canada and Mexico as our allies we will have tacosand health care. What else is required?#secondcivilwarletters

— Elspeth 🇺🇦 (@eregina3) July 3, 2018